What Went Right and What Went Wrong

I’ve said before that I don’t make a beeline for Isekai. I don’t love or hate it, I’m just indifferent and for a while I was curious why so damn many anime fell under the Isekai genre as of late, but looking at the goings on in Japan, it wasn’t hard to connect the dots. The same could be applied to much of the rest of East Asia, all things considered. There are still a few Isekai that I enjoy and stop me if these sound familiar: KonoSuba, Overlord, I have plans to watch The Saga of Tanya the Evil, Gate, and probably Re:Zero if more people shut up about it. Technically, I got the gist of what to expect from all of these thanks to the Isekai Quartet parodying all of them.

But it’s no substitute for all of them. Watch the originals or read their source material if you haven’t already.

If we use technicalities, Btooom! counts as the fifth Isekai I’ve ever seen. The Rising of the Shield Hero is one of the earliest I’ve seen at the height of its popularity and according to my watch history archived on Crunchyroll, it was about a month before the pandemic was declared as such. Thank goodness I had something to hold me over until the vaccines were made available. It had a decent starting premise for an adaptation of a light novel from 2013, and wound up living up to its name.

It begins with a college student, Naofumi Iwatani, visiting his local library and thumbing through a magical book that puts him in another world with three other people from alternate versions of Japan. Now that I’ve written that, it took me ’til now to realize that Isekai can be looked at from a multiverse lens than from a reincarnation lens. Anyway, our four noble heroes are awarded four weapons: spear, shield, sword, and bow with shield being the most maligned of the four. For further malice, Naofumi is cursed to team up with what becomes a major antagonist in the series: Princess Malty S Melromarc.

Worse Azula here starts off okay, but after a stay in a motel, she wrongly accused Naofumi of sexual harassment and assault, which burned a hole through the internet at the time due to the ongoing MeToo movement as it was getting hijacked by the worst people we’re forced to share the world with. In a prophetic scene that brings me to the Depp-Heard trial, Naofumi pleaded his innocence, but the kingdom he pledged to serve is a matriarchal society, and using that card to her advantage, she had him stripped of his prestige and ousted, momentarily marked as the Devil of the Shield.

A different series would’ve turned him into Kratos without the family-killing dynamic.

With only a few people to rely on, Naofumi continues on honing his shield skills, and controversially buys a slave. In this world, there’s two types of people: human beings who have the rights and demihumans, blanketly any humanoid with slight anatomical differences, most commonly of the kemonomimi variety, which is applicable to the Thirens of Zenless Zone Zero. This particular slave is a raccoon girl called Raphtalia and I firmly recall the internet falling in love with her for being a reliable companion and most importantly not f[Ore wa!]ng Malty. Even I loved her at one point.

Over the course of the anime, Naofumi occasionally runs into the rest of the dumbasses he was gonna serve the kingdom with, taking snide remarks on the side and dishing them out whilst also proving himself to be more capable in more than just shield tactics. Slave or no, Naofumi taught Raph how to fight as a swordswoman, and act as the offense to his defense. Later, he purchases an egg from which we get a character known as a Filolial named Filo, who can transform between bird and human form; her human form being a loli, which seem to be attracted to him in the same way a planet is attracted to a star. Finally, in the first season, there’s the second princess, the much nicer Melty Melromarc, another loli.

Credit: u/FurySnow47, r/ShieldHero

Guess all the MILFs were taken? Not all of them, though, there is still Queen Melromarc who was conveniently absent until the second half of the first season.

Fortunately, she’s absolutely nothing like her daughter and (spoilers) retries her and her husband, the king, for their harsh treatment and high crimes and misdemeanors on the throne, about to be executed until Naofumi does what most responsible heroes would do and stays their execution in favor of a more humiliating punishment, renaming Malty to “Bitch,” and the king to “Trash.” The first season doesn’t end there, but for loads of people watching, myself included, this was a definite highlight for characters who treated the protagonist like dirt all this time.

Due to the recency bias, an old 3×3 of mine has it included.

This was in August of 2021, one of my earliest Reddit posts. I do still like some of these series, and in the case of Shield Hero, its first season started strong and went demonstrably well. Where does it falter? By most accounts, season 2 is where it starts to fall.

I didn’t watch it due to the reputation it was carrying as it went on and I was too busy looking for employment as well as working with an extremely slow Army recruiter (2022 wasn’t my year (-_-)), but as I understand it, season 1 started strong, season 2 fumbled it but picked it up, and season 3 did better than season 2’s beginning. I don’t think I’ve said it before but I don’t really plan any of my anime watches out. I definitely watch anime, but I don’t set anything in stone; I just follow my whims. I put more planning in the blog topics than I do in my anime “watchlist,” so I won’t say whether I’ll see for myself if Shield Hero S2 is as bad as it says, but more like if I so choose, I’ll have this video linked below to keep in mind:

Channel: LunarEquinox

But my expectations are already nonexistent so aside from all of you dear readers, who else do I need to tell this to?

I enjoyed the first season for what it was at the time. Looking back, if I’m being honest, Naofumi doesn’t have the makings of our modern definition of a hero, he’s written more in line with the old Greco-Roman classical heroes, like Hercules/Heracles or Theseus or basically Kratos from God of War 2005. He’s not the most selfish or intimidating or morally conflicted character, but the cards he’s been dealt and the people he serves makes him question whether he should quit and what good he’d get out of it aside from a good night’s rest for once. Instead, rather than wait on quests to pop out of nowhere, as a white mage of sorts, he doesn’t really need combat to showcase his heroics; when the other heroes leave to claim their rewards, Naofumi stays behind to deliver medicine and sanctuary to the shaken populace, fitting and expected of a shield. See what I did there?

This is probably the first time I’ve felt conflicted recommending a series. Guess we’re transitioning into the S[oink]t That Exists that Makes me Pissed arc, and while it’d be more fitting for a blog meant to present unconventional opinions, I rarely do such a thing. For this series, I don’t recommend you watch as I recommend you experience the series. Season 1 and season 3 are the cleanest they’ll get, but season 2 might be left to the Pick Your Poison method. Can you stomach the reportedly poorly presented first half or would you rather spare your eyes and delve into the light novels? Maybe that’s your approach if you choose to give it a watch. It’s far from the first light novel adaptation I’ve written about, but it’s one with a complicated legacy after 12 or 13 years on the shelves. I don’t recommend going in with a judgmental or comparative mind as thinking about a different series in the viewing of this one may ruin the experience for you. Rather, what you should do is go in as blind as humanly possible and judge it on its own merits. It’s got light novels, manga, and the anime’s 4th season is supposed to release this year. Hopefully, the 4th one doesn’t ruin anything any further… or worse!