In Soviet Russia, Waifu Confesses To You

She doesn’t know you’re also fluent in Russian

Summer romcoms have seen a boost as of late as seen by the evidence below:

Credit: Gigguk

The sussy sisters suspiciously spouting sexually suggestive sayings was far from expected, but also far from uncommon. Yosuga no Sora fans and Coffin of Andy and Leyley fans know what’s up. In this case where a romance anime has comedy and a sussy imouto, I present to you Alya Sometimes Hides Her Feelings in Russian.

The most interesting thing about this is that it may or may not be responsible for a new -dere type. For those who’re new, -dere in Japanese is a onomatopoeic term for “lovey dovey” or “fawning over someone.” The suffix refers to the type of affection displayed by the love interest. The most common types being:

Tsundere – where the love interest feigns disgust while secretly wanting you to lust after them (think: playing hard to get on hard mode)

Deredere – where the love interest wakes up with you on their mind, erection notwithstanding and counting down the days where they wake up next to you as a loving spouse

Kuudere – where the love interest acts distant and uninterested but keeps a heart-shaped locket with a picture of you inside, longing for the days where you two can be one; and

Yandere – where the love interest only thinks of you and no one else and you yourself better not think of anyone else or you’ll lose other people you care about in your life. It’s not the obsession that can lead to complete disaster, it’s the suspicion that this obsession isn’t reciprocated that makes yanderes so dangerous.

In the case of -dere types, the origin of this archetype–RoshiDere–is a derivative of the light novel’s Japanese title: Tokidoki Bosotto Roshiago de Dereru Tonari no Ārya-san. RoshiDere is a romcom about a highschooler named Masachika Kuze and his budding relationship with a childhood friend Alisa Mikhailovna Kujo. Being half-Russian, Alisa and her sister Maria have the distinct honor of being hafu characters. Short summary: a hafu is anyone of partial Japanese dissent, as in only one parent is Japanese (alternately known as half-Japanese).

There aren’t very many characters of this kind in most Japanese media, but there are a few that stand out, some of which you probably didn’t think about.

Japanese dad, British-American mom (that the fandom keeps forgetting; his knowledge of the English language is not a surprise whatsoever).

Plot-wise, Alya-san is a bog standard romcom but nearly functions like a harem anime of sorts all things considered. Circling back to -dere types, Alya the Russian GF is the chief RoshiDere, but sometimes has her tsuntsun moments.

Not that locking a character into a specific archetype makes them a one-trick pony, but the course of the anime opens viewers up to multiple different sides of the characters. Call it the benefit of a small cast, the creators can focus on a small band of misfits as opposed to tripping over their own two feet trying to make the audience fall in love with everyone else. Shortfalls plagued by a lot of Shonen manga, especially My Hero Academia and Naruto.

For what the characters do in the series, Alya’s an overachiever with the beauty to match her brains while Masachika engages in the otaku lifestyle watching the best series of all time until 3AM (obligatory: he just like me fr), leaving him the narcoleptic, sleepyheaded underachiever and the subject of Alya’s romantic teasing. She thinks she’s being coy by speaking русский язык (Russkiy yazyk), but little does she know Masa-kun is no stranger to the Russian language. As a matter of fact (spoiler), she’s not the first girl to speak it to him, having had a childhood friend from Russia itself. So her passing her flirting off as snide remarks is merely her footing herself in the mouth.

To my knowledge, the only other person who knows his bilingual fluency is his sister, Yuki Suou, as seen in this clip:

Credit: Momka Weeb

I haven’t read the light novels yet (will I? Maybe I will and write about it [patrick_scheming.jpg]), but I imagine a scene where Alya shouts in Russian, Masa-kun walks up to her, translating outloud and Alya’s cool and confident demeanor shatters under the weight of her crush’s knowledge of her native tongue.

Not so much as a gotcha, remember she has tsundere traits and will likely be upset that he knew and didn’t reciprocate up until that point, but part of me can’t help but be the fly on the wall who witnesses that encounter. Gonna pop some popcorn real quick, BRB.

Away from the main events of Russian Girlfriend Problems, Masa-kun’s sister, Yuki, is the Queen of the Otaku vying for the Degeneracy Crown currently resting on the head of one Sydsnap.

Link to her channel if you’re interested.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWH4JkQWioU3vTAritHDnAA

It’s explained that Masa’s and Yuki’s parents divorced and went to live separately. Yuki grew up as a quasi-aristocrat being viewed by the school as rivaling Alya academically, but Masa-kun knows how she’s like behind closed doors. A hardcore otaku who makes numerous references, points to the camera Deadpool-style, and wears her otaku flag on her sleeve. Don’t let her perception of innocence deceive you, she’s actually a cunning young lady and wanted for theft of every scene she’s in:

If the romance between Alya and Masa is the main course, I think we can safely call Yuki’s shenaniganry as the appetizer or dessert. It’s a cutesy little series that has a lot of fun with the premise and the use of multiple languages, that I haven’t seen really since Golden Kamuy, and considering that series takes place mostly in Hokkaido and Sakhalin (with flashbacks to the Korean peninsula where the Russo-Japanese war was fought), that part goes without saying.

Alya Likes to Flirt in Russian is available on Crunchyroll and other streaming sites of questionable legality. If you can stomach the ads, Crunchyroll is the way to go. If you have the cash to spend and can go premium, by all means. And for those of us, who are learning the right lessons from One Piece, HiAnime, AniWatch, and similar piracy sites are still up as of writing this. Enjoy them while they last, especially HiAnime which appears to have caught the eye of the U.S. government.

This week’s YouTube recommendation is NFKRZ.

https://www.youtube.com/@roman_nfkrz

Run by Russian-born Roman Abalin, NFKRZ is a channel that makes videos on Russian life, life in the former Soviet Union along with personal anecdotes sprinkled in. It’s a hybrid vlog/semi-documentary commentary channel that sheds light on this part of the world, often dispelling popular myths of this region with personal anecdotes having grown up in the city of Chelyabinsk (which is close to Kazakhstan). The link to his channel is above.

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